White Gangsta Risk

Look at these bad fellas. You know they be itchin' to play some Risk.

Gansta Poses

You gotta show your strength. Each of us took turns posing in our scariest gangsta pose. You betta watch yo back!

Proper.

Hey, yo Lil' Reed, that's my toque you've got on your head, damn fool, you be illin'. Nice short socks, by the way.

Fresh Masta Falk is a little too stoned, but he still looks frightening in those shorts and black tights. Peace out, Fresh Falk.

Baaad Brio-eeatch plays it reeeal cool in this candid pose. Feelin' himself up for the homies.

Big Masta Falk, not to be confused with Fresh Masta Falk. Yo fool you be wearin' the same toque as me, damn you bitches be usin' my clothes. We call this pose the "I'm gonna smack yo' face with this hand I be grabbin' my crotch with, bitch."

The Game

An epic struggle for national identity lead us into a full on gangsta brawl. Caps were popped, so to speak, bitches were slapped, so to speak again, and some cats lost. Keep on readin', you lazy ho, to see what happened next.

Us white gangstas like to keep things simple. Each gansta stores his or her cards neatly underneath the edge of the board for quick access. Our respective Risk pieces are sorted with the singles in the lid of the box and the cannons and horses in the box itself. This allows optimal single piece lookup times. You know the ganstas be frownin' when you go diggin' through your pieces lookin' for a single and holdin' up the game. Damn fool.

Before I fool around with these chumps I like to make myself look proper. Real proper.

Big Masta Falk be plottin' and schemenizin'. He might have some help from Fresh Masta Falk as he was eliminated early on in the game. Dumb slut didn't know what hit him. He was all actin' the fool with his illegitimate suggestions and so forth.

Well, I be supposin' you know that Big Masta Falk won this round of White Gansta Risk. He didn't even have to use his glock. Giddy as a schoolgirl, he enjoyed the props from his submissives and a pat on the back from brother Fresh Masta Falk.

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